Posted by
Jules on Thursday, May 22, 2008 9:15:07 PM
Last week the Polar Bear was placed on the threatened species list by the Feds.
Alaska in turn retaliated by deciding to sue for the ridiculous decision citing it will slow economic development in the state. Never mind that the population of Polar Bears is growing despite bogus global warming climate modeling rather than scientific evidence. Once again the US Government imposes its draconian limitations screwing us, the indigenous people of Alaska and the oil companies all that the same time. All of this at a time when oil has topped $135 a barrel and gasoline is just under $4.00 a gallon.
I think it’s time to take drastic measures like the Democrats would do. This gives us a chance to illustrate just how stupid their ideas can be and help Alaska, the Polar Bear and BIG Oil all at the same time.
Let’s Bus the Polar Bear to the South Pole.
Apparently the sea-ice-pack in Antarctica is growing. In winter it nearly doubles its size to an area 3 times that of Canada ~ this according to Dr. David Bromwich of the Byrd Polar Research Center at Ohio State University who has studied this frozen continent for nearly a decade. (So much for global warming!)
Since the ice pack is expanding there – the Polar Bears will have all the cold and ice they could ever want. If the Coke-a-Cola Cuties complain that their meals in their new digs aren’t culturally appropriate, we can respond by developing a school lunch-type program and give them all a discounted Seal Sandwich or two each and every day. And, since Alaskans will probably complain that we took their bears against their will, we can pay them reparations and permit Big Oil to drill in Anwr which will make them happy and increase oil output all at the same time which will eventually make my sister happy since she will be able to fill her Chevy Suburban AND her Yukon Denali XL for under $200! Then she can get back to doing what she does best - polluting the planet while she runs her 4 kids from hockey to lacrosse to soccer, then to Target, back to hockey and then the grocery store.
How do we pay for this you ask?
Why of course the Polar Bear Relocation Tax or the PBRT which will be paid for by taxing the “inherited wealth” of the Democratic members of the House and Senate. I think 49% otta do it…